Have you ever wondered how fish feel when people stare at them in the fish tank. Well after this afternoon I definitely know what it feels like. Today I went to look at what was possibly the MOST ADORABLE apartment. It was perfect for me. Great location, big kitchen, LOTS of CLOSET space, blah blah blah. The older woman who was showing the apartment took one look at me and made her decision before I even opened my mouth. She just stood and stared at me as I went on and on about how cute it was and how perfect it was for me. When she opened her mouth all that came out was, "You know there are a LOT of apartments for rent right now." Followed shortly by, "You look very young to be looking for your own apartment, especially in this neighborhood." Hmmm yeah she was judging me from the minute I pulled up outside in my car. GREAT, just freaking fantastic. At this rate I'll be living in a cardboard box on the beach under the pier. I kindly thanked her for her time and said I would be in touch when quite frankly I should have told her what was really on my mind. Something along the lines of, "You're a little too old and overweight to be wearing clothes that tight in those colors, dont you think?"
P.S. I totally want a hanging fish bowl in my new apartment - providing I ever find one.
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